Mitch

Mitch is a half British, half German, half scottish hybrid. Mitch is an ecksbawks-playing, youtube-comment-trolling, gmodding, glasses-wearing, LOST-watching benevolent hater but sole savior of humanity. Deeply cynical, Mitch is the most positivley negative person you will ever met. Though his hate for most things is hidden, he reveals it many times around the right crowds. Though he has lost hope with all humanity, he prefers not to kill himself considering suicide something only Retardsdo \

Mitch's Navy Experience
Mitch was on the right track to success joining the US Navy, planning to see the word and get good educations so he wouldn't have to hang around Retards and Niggers. He was going to be a Corpsman, or as everyone knew it a “Medic”. So one day after somehow graduating High School, Mitch went into the navy where he was stripped of hair, clothes and personality. For four days he was treated like shit, until one day the motherfuckers at the Navy said. “Look here you, your eyesight sucks balls, you could go blind and fuck us over, so before that happens fuck you!” and they threw him out. Mitch thought he would return home and that would be that, but FUCK NO! So Mitch was sent to Separations.