The Ides of Paul

Sit down children, and i will tell you the tale of the ides of Paul...

Once upon a time, there were two friends, the best of friends they were indeed.

One of those friends didn't want it to end, but college grew closer with speed.

He decided to plot, and end it all quick. He wanted to go out in style.

For a friendly end would seem to be best, but Carl himself was a nihil(ist).

As time passed by, Carl's plan worked out well, Jim proved to be needed.

And what was a foolish plot grew out of control, the roots of dissent were seeded.

One by one, person by person, Paul would find himself ignored.

And as the plot came to a close, Carl noted he would have rather been just bored.

For it turns out, dear children, that the worst gift receivable

Is having Carl as a friend, or being quite deceivable.

But mostly having Carl as a friend.

What a douche.