The Cult of Colton

''' A Legend Begins. '''

It was the Summer of 2006, Jim and Colton were enlisted into a summer team sports/weights program. It was lead by a generally STRAAAAAAOOOOWWWWWNGG!!!!! individual. One day they were playing dodgeball and the teams selected had Jim and Colton on the same team as Dustin and Doolen.

 The Catalyst 

Well in an act of sheer bad-assery, Colton somehow became the last man standing for his team. While trying to dodge around, he somehow injured his arm on something or another. Thus did he become a martyr. The rest of Colton's team rallied together and with a great Scottish cry, they brought victory.