Quotes

Mitch

 * "This floor is as hard as Carl's nipples. Those things are like Everest, you can climb them."

Carl

 * Most commonly used " You are a bad person and you should feel bad."
 * "I've been conditioned to be un-nice. . . Fuck you."
 * "You will die by my [masturbating] hand."
 * "You shouldn't throw Milk Duds in wood houses."
 * "I am going to hit you with my shoe" *Whilst brandishing a sandal*

Multiple
Carl: "It's going to be written in the form of an epic poem."

Will: "Use iambic pentameter."

Carl: "No, I'm not Jim, I don't cream to Shakespeare."

-Carl & Will at Carl's house, 11 Apr 2009

Carl: "I'm so tired, i can't even think of any 4 letter words."

Mitch: "Are you retarded? Cat. C-A-T...T"

Carl: "I feel less bad now, thank you Mitch."

Mitch: "U noe(sic) will stayed up 26 hrs(sic)"

Carl: "That's cute. When its 3 days he can come talk to me. That's like telling a samurai that you cut a carrot real nice."

Mitch: "what if he need help with computers?" 12:42am
 * Bill
 * yo
 * was up

Will

 * i'm at carl's
 * how are you, Lcpl Briley?
 * how are you, Lcpl Briley?

Bill

 * oh yeah
 * how do you know that i'm LCpl
 * how do you know that i'm LCpl

Will

 * someone told me
 * also, TOP SECRET clearance
 * so how is okinawa?
 * so how is okinawa?

Bill

 * who told you
 * and when do you go in to the army
 * and when do you go in to the army

Will

 * i leave at the end of august
 * august 27th
 * for Fort Leonard Wood
 * i think Carl or Mitch told me
 * i think Carl or Mitch told me

Bill

 * i don't recall talking either of them about my rank
 * oh well
 * but i got certified for batton and OC spray for the courtmatials i'm working on
 * and got my government license so i can government vehicles
 * and got my government license so i can government vehicles

Will

 * "I suck a large amount of penis." (according to Carl, who would know)
 * "Oh God! NIGGER" (Used mainly at BW3's)

Jim

 * "Screw this, I'm going to Jimmy John's." Jim, on the creation of The Quarantine Zone.
 * "Hey Carl....Carl...Hey....Look!" *Reveals lousy excuse for penis*