Jim

Jim is a filthy, rowdy, easily-angered, continuously drunk, everlastingly intoxicated, permanently under the influence, Scottish smoker. He used to date Jordon, who his roommate Carl also dated. He goes to Marquette University and has lots of sex there during the drunken orgies that great institution holds. He "creams himself to Shakespeare".

He prides himself in ridiculous haircuts, and has an eternal hatred toward Stop Signs, since they are descended from the overly oppressive English, who seek to hold back all Scotsmen by making them stop at intersections. For more see The Stop Sign Incident.

Love of musicals and all things Shakespear
Jim absolutly adores plays, musicals and above all Shakespear.

Don't you ever dare rip at something Jim love, for he will defend it with his life and his penis.

In high school, he would always beg his friends to come and watch him in the plays and musicals as nothing more than a minor character hoping that one day he would become a star, of course he never did and using the hatred that builds inside him, creates fanatsies within his head.